Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Diner - Sevierville, TN

The Place:
The Diner
550 Winfield Dunn Parkway
Sevierville, TN 37862

The Atmosphere:
Old school 50s atmosphere, with an ill-fitting subway/bus transportation style set of advertizements across the top 1/4 of the walls. They did well when they chose the chromed retro tables, booths and chairs, but that was where the good choices ended. There are ads for local businesses everywhere and are mounted on a large, curved  bus-style ad installation that is extremely out of place in a restaurant. There are also no decorations, posters, etc from the 50s era whatsoever.


The food:
Chocolate malt, chicken BLT and a brownie sundae.

The skinny:
It cost a LOT of money for the mediocre quality food received. Two adults with two lunch meals, drinks and a shared desert was $55. The food is not as good as what you can find at Sonic's or Steak and Shake, which sell the same fare at better prices. The malt was great, the food however was pretty average to sub-par. The bill was horrifying, landing The Diner in the 'do not recommend' pile.

Rosa's Catering

The Place:
Rosa's Catering
Located in Knoxville, TN

The Food:
White cake cupcake, Chocolate cake cupcake, mini sandwiches, finger foods, fruit, lemonade.

The Atmosphere:
Catering, so non-applicable

The Skinny:
The best-tasting cake I've had in Knoxville. The chocolate cake was pretty rich and fudgy, a lot like a brownie. The white cake was fluffy, and the frosting had just the right amount of sweetness. The finger food was fresh and tasted fine. Most catering companies will bring deli meats that are hours from turning bad, but they brought fresh foods and replaced them throughout the night. I'm using their bakery for my wedding reception, so I definitely recommend.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Bella Cuba

The Place:
Bella Cuba
1659 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

The Food:
Traditional Cuban.
Ropa vieja - slow cooked pulled meat in Caribbean spices, slow roasted tomato sauce and red wine, with sparse green peppers and spanish olives
Moro - white rice, black beans and black bean soup, mixed and cooked.
Boiled yucca with mojo sauce
Caramel Flan


The atmosphere:
Comfortable and affordable fine dining right off of Lincoln Avenue. Located steps from the party of south beach, it's lively, very well lit by the large windows and bright blue skies.


The skinny:
Seriously great. Authentic, very well made.The waitress runs on Cuban-time, so don't be in a hurry to get in and out. A bit of warning though, the taste of the water that goes into the fountain drink is a bit odd, ask for a bottled drink if available.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Five Guys

The place:
Five Guys Burgers and Fries
234 Brookview Centre Way, 
Knoxville, TN

The time:
3/25/2011 5pm


The ambiance:
Standard burger join, clad with wooden tables and red/white checkered signs. The seating arrangement is pretty awkward (like a school cafeteria crammed far too tight), but it was a very comfortable and inviting as far as burger joints go.


The food:
Large fries, bacon and cheese dog, barq's red cream soda


The skinny:
Greasy, over the top, and worth every penny. The fries needed seasoning, but knowing that they underwent the conversion from potato to fry just before eating them made them that much cooler. There's a great sign up by the counter that tells you exactly what farm they came from, too. My fries came from a farm owned by a guy named Bob. The amount of customization that your dogs and burgers can undergo is awesome, but be warned, their normal burger is actually two patties. The large fry was enough for 3 or 4 people, and the brown bag was grease stained, like any self-respecting burger bag should be. This place is definitely a special treat, I don't think the average heart could handle this amount of grease more than once a week. Overall, a good joint!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Sugarbuzz

The date:
3/24/2011 3:30pm

The place:
Sugarbuzz
313 North Forest Park Boulevard
Knoxville, TN

The ambiance:
Perplexing. I drove past the bakery several times until I finally realized that it was a large brick house. There was no sign indicating that there was a business inside, and just past a screen door was a sofa and a set of people talking at a kitchen table. Once inside, you're restricted to a small room screened off from a larger area, and are surrounded by wedding cake models. There is no storefront where you can see or pick out any real food, the owner gets it herself from the kitchen and hands it over.

The food:
One dozen mixed variety chocolate and vanilla cupcakes. Livingsocial was used for this purchase.

The skinny:
Aside from the unprofessional-ism of the storefront and the owner not having change for my $1 towards tax, the cupcakes were exceptionally TERRIBLE. Orders need to be placed at least 24 hours in advance, and although I had to wait for the cupcakes, when I got them they weren't fresh at all. The frosting wasn't very sweet, more like a home-made heavily whipped cream that was refrigerated for 12 hrs or so. The cupcakes were also average size, no bigger than you would make in your own home. The cake wasn't very bad, but my fiance claims that the vanilla had a cornbread aftertaste. They were also quite expensive, I paid $15 for the dozen with Livingsocial (they claim it was a $25 value) and now there are 10 sub-par cupcakes in my house that no one wants to eat. Tsk tsk, Sugarbuzz.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Surin of Thailand

The date:
2/16/2011 7pm

The place:
Surin of Thailand
6213 Kingston Pike
Knoxville, TN

The ambiance:
Very upscale/contemporary. In Thai restaurant tradition, they were closed between lunch and dinner. The ambiance light combines with spot lighting on large and impressive art pieces. The wall closest to Kingston Pike is sculpted, laden with ambient led lighting. The interior of the building is lit in this manner, and although beautiful, the lights are very temperamental, prone to flickering, giving out and randomly surging.

The food:
California rolls with cream cheese, Cashew Nut Chicken, Creme Brulee.

The skinny:
Quite possibly the most impressed I've been with any single restaurant in Tennessee.

California rolls: The rice was perfectly prepared and seasoned. It easily collapsed during eating, so you spent more time tasting than chewing. I enjoyed myself so much that the sushi chef looked very pleased with himself.

Cashew Chicken: Not a Thai dish, I know, but I've not had a well-made plate of this stuff in a few years. Their take on the dish was wonderful, not a thing to complain about.

Creme Brulee: Amazingly wonderful! The only bad thing about it is how fast it disappears once you get a first taste.

Cities Cupcake Boutique - Knoxville, TN

The date:
3/23/2011, 12pm

The place:
Cities Cupcake Boutique
5201 Kingston Pike Southwest

The ambiance:

The store was cute, the colors were pleasing. This is a pick your food out and leave sort of place, with no seating whatsoever, in a traditional bakery sort of setting.

The food:
New Orleans cupcake. Not custom ordered.
Red velvet cake, cream cheese icing with mardi gras sprinkles

The skinny:
For $3 a cupcake, I was very disappointed. The frosting and cupcake size were fine, but the cake itself was not moist at all. The batter was also a bit on the salty side. The cake texture was a bit more stiff (like a homemade duncan hines concoction that's gone stale).